Episode 274: "Do Unto Others"

Like a rabid dog, if you smack them with logic they just stand there and drool.  

Episode 273: "Noob in Training"

You gotta be tough to survive.

Episode 272: "NSTA Panel on Planetary Exploration"

I wouldn't send "Under the Dome," either.

Episode 271: "Code Words"

Alien is the new Thug.

Episode 270: "The Punch Line is In the Title"

A guy walks into a bar carrying a gym bag.  He sets it on the bar, unzips it, and inside is a human head.  "Oh my goodness!" says the bartender.  "What's that?"

"This is my son," says the bartender. "He was born without a body.  And today's his 21st birthday, so I thought I'd get him a drink to celebrate." 

So the bartender gives the head a drink and BAM! there's a flash of light and a cloud of smoke, and the head has grown a body!

"Wow!" says Dad, "That's amazing! My son has a body!  Give him another shot!"

The bartender does and BAM! The kid grows legs!

"Another!" says Dad.

BAM! The kid has arms!

By now Dad is weeping. "My son is whole," he cries.  "I'm so happy! To celebrate, let's give him another shot!"

So the bartender does, and BAM! There's a cloud of smoke and a flash of light-- and the kid disappears!

As Dad looks shocked, the bartender says:

Episode 269: "Wait Three Seconds"

I've done this topic before, but here's a different spin.

Episode 268: "Compatibility Issues"

Not exactly plug and play.

Episode 267: "Be Careful What You Wish For"

From the You Might Get It Department.

Episode 266: "A Piece of the Action"

The Uber-Charter: A Superior Charter; A Charter's Charter. Charter charter charter charter