Episode 315: "Positive Reinforcement"

You should have a positive attitude when dealing with criticism.

Episode 314: "Prime Misdirective"

Now on sale, Frizzo Pops.  Disappears as you eat it.

Episode 313: "Normed."

I doodled this during a meeting.

Episode 312: "Balancing Act"

This is how you find the balance between difficulty and rigor.

Episode 311: "Elective Subject"

I vetted my vote.

Episode 310: "Admin Iron Chef Results"

These reality shows are so predictable. 

Episode 309: "Iron Chef 3"

Well, that's a wrap.

Episode 308: "Iron Chef 2"

I want to compete in the Iron Teaching Challenge.

Episode 307: "Iron Chef 1"

I love peanut butter.

Episode 306: "New Rules"

New Rule: My rules rule your rules.

Episode 305: "Syllabus Oversight"

Even electrons weigh something.

Episode 304. "Fall Guy"

I swear I am not making this up.  Mostly. 

Episode 303: "Fired Up"

There are few problems which cannot be solved by the proper application of fire. 

Episode 302: "9:48 PM"

Deadlines don't mean what they used to.

Episode 301: "Early Bird"

Well, some might say it's better to get ahead before you get behind. 

Episode 300: "Re-Valuated"

Paraphrasing my mother, what's fair for a nerf is fair for a nerf-herder.

Episode 299: "I Forgot"

Just about the time I let go of the stress...it's time to go back.

Episode 298: "Ark! Ark! What is Ark!?!"

An elliptical orbit would explain the exceptionally long winters. 

Episode 297: "Graduation Fashion"

Obviously the solution here is to go to the superintendent and ask for a new vendor. 

Episode 296: "Thanks For the Memories"

Protip: Don't read the other signatures in the yearbook. 

Episode 295: "Party Time"

The little girl was adorable. 

Episode 294: "Flavor of the Month"

I'll have mine with a sprinkle of nuts. 

Episode 293: "The Wigs That Are Big Occasionally Drop Bombs"

Boom. Start over. 

Episode 292: "Late Work Policy"

There's a policy about everything these days.

Episode 291: "Sub Standard Behavior"

Parts of this really happened.

Episode 290: "Late Work Grading Policy"

It's just in your imagination.

Episode 289: "I Need Retief"

Apologies to Keith Laumer and the Borg.

Episode 288: "Don't Forget Your Towel"

Part of an ongoing staff development series.

Episode 287: "Don't Be Rube"

Yes, some of these came from actual student papers.

Episode 286: "Cosmo's Buzzword Translation Service"

Buzzword Bingo, anyone?

Episode 285: "Train Wreck"

Got this idea when the powers that be kept referring to a train the trainer meeting without telling what the training was actually about.

Episode 284: "The Pedagogy Wars"

Apologies to Weird Al Yankovic.