Episode 283: "Tracking Progress"

I'm about three iterations behind now. And I *like* ed-tech.

Episode 282: "How to Beg for a Grade"

Or Maybe An Articulated Space Slug?

Episode 281: "Stick It To Them"

Unfunded mandates are un fun.

Episode 280: "The One Key"

If you're Bored of the Rings, you could try Keys.

Episode 279: "Thanks Giving"

I'm thankful for you, Constant Reader.

Episode 278: "Question Time At The Board Meeting"

Well, someone has to ask the tough questions. 

Episode 277: "Job Opening"

You want an extra copy of my resume?

Episode 276: "You Only Save Twice"

Back up and start over. 

Episode 275: "The Exponential Exposition Wingnut Bandwagon"

I am writing a prompt about a writing prompt which has a writing prompt in it. 

Episode 274: "Do Unto Others"

Like a rabid dog, if you smack them with logic they just stand there and drool.  

Episode 273: "Noob in Training"

You gotta be tough to survive.

Episode 272: "NSTA Panel on Planetary Exploration"

I wouldn't send "Under the Dome," either.

Episode 271: "Code Words"

Alien is the new Thug.

Episode 270: "The Punch Line is In the Title"

A guy walks into a bar carrying a gym bag.  He sets it on the bar, unzips it, and inside is a human head.  "Oh my goodness!" says the bartender.  "What's that?"

"This is my son," says the bartender. "He was born without a body.  And today's his 21st birthday, so I thought I'd get him a drink to celebrate." 

So the bartender gives the head a drink and BAM! there's a flash of light and a cloud of smoke, and the head has grown a body!

"Wow!" says Dad, "That's amazing! My son has a body!  Give him another shot!"

The bartender does and BAM! The kid grows legs!

"Another!" says Dad.

BAM! The kid has arms!

By now Dad is weeping. "My son is whole," he cries.  "I'm so happy! To celebrate, let's give him another shot!"

So the bartender does, and BAM! There's a cloud of smoke and a flash of light-- and the kid disappears!

As Dad looks shocked, the bartender says:

Episode 269: "Wait Three Seconds"

I've done this topic before, but here's a different spin.

Episode 268: "Compatibility Issues"

Not exactly plug and play.

Episode 267: "Be Careful What You Wish For"

From the You Might Get It Department.

Episode 266: "A Piece of the Action"

The Uber-Charter: A Superior Charter; A Charter's Charter. Charter charter charter charter

Episode 265: "Hints"

That's one way, anyway.

Episode 264: "Slip Sliding Away"

Okay, you can use SOME notes on the test.

Episode 263: "Secret Agent Man"

I wasn't here, and I didn't write this. 

Episode 262: "A Revoltin' Development"

Return of the Thirstquencher 3000!

Episode 261: "Ahmed's Clock in an Alternate Universe."

I hope he sees this.

Episode 260: "@redundant.com"

My first email address was with GEnie.  Anyone remember that service?

Episode 259: "Enrichment"

You need a pencil?

Episode 258: "The Circle of Education"

What goes around, comes around.

Episode 257:"I Don't Get It"

I don't even know what to ask you about what you don't understand.

Episode 256: "Dagobah Blues" in COLOR

He's not a cricket, by the way. The first color Cosmo and Astro. 

Episode 256: "Dagobah Blues"

There is no teach. There is only learn.

Episode 255: "Cultural Literacy"

Those who cannot read history are doomed to repeat it.

Episode 254: "Revenge of the JASOBI"

Somewhere, someplace, an administrator will read this comic and get an idea.

Episode 253: "Back to School Night"

You have a message. 

Episode 252: "Teacher Shortage"

There's a little known phenomenon in education policy called "Cause and Effect."

Episode 251:"Reorg Chart"

I get free pens from the supply cabinet.

Episode 250: "Feature Requests"

I don't think that software does what you think it does.

Episode 249: "Six Walls"

I think my ultimate goal is to make people think twice about inviting me to meetings. 

Episode 248: "Troll-gate"

There's a good idea hiding in here somewhere.

Episode 247: "Birth of a Committee"

Sometimes you can't make this stuff up.

Episode 246: "Fair Warning"

Exercise caution around careless curses.

Episode 245: "Balancing Act"

It's so hard to walk the line.

Episode 244: "Elephants and Turtles"

And lo, upon the back of the turtle rests a great elephant.

Episode 243: "District Observation Hubris"

Education has more initialisms than NASA.

Episode 242: "I'm not here"

I'm not here.  You didn't see me.  No one saw me. Got it?

Episode 241: "First Day Rules"

I can't shake the feeling I've already done this comic strip gag once before.

Episode 240: "Limits"

Everyone has that one issue that pushes them over the edge.

Episode 239: "Bucket List"

I always wanted to have a comic strip go viral.

Episode 238: "Registration Desk"

Clackity Clack. Don't Talk Back.

Episode 237: "Community"

Where are they now: Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Episode 236: "Spoiler Alert"

Can't tell them everything, else they'd become dependent.

Episode 235: "Dropping the Ball"

Accidents happen.